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The Bright Side of Pessimism

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  I can never understand people that stay happy all year long. I mean who are they fooling? Themselves, most probably! Because skeptics understand the reality (read: misery) of life far better than them. Beyond me why some people give in to hope and optimism when being positive has very many drawbacks, for example, it […]

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Pakistan in 2050

This is year 2050. Pakistan, that we once knew, say in 2015, has changed tremendously. Or has it really? Below is the glimpse of literally Naya Pakistan. The government vows to end energy crisis till 3058. Promise. Malala has moved back to Pakistan and is currently running for the PM, from the PPP, of course. […]

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20 Tips to Get Your Blog Published In Express Tribune

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Necessary trait – you should have the knack of spilling bullcrap. Endlessly. Needlessly. All the non-issues in Pakistan should be your biggest issues. Use flashy vocabulary. No, wait, use flashy lexis. That too, incessantly. Randomly punch in synonyms inappropriately in your blog post. Showiness and flamboyance will get you straight through. Voice for Qadiani rights […]

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Diary of a Pakistani Fake Liberal

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[Caution: This blog is verbose and contains pompous use of lexis to mimic the expression of a fake liberal.] Dear – Sleek – Sexy – Elite – Leather – Black – Domani – Diary – That – I – Bought – from – the – UK, To start with, I am not a fake liberal. It […]

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A Loser’s Guide – Do’s And Don’ts of Sucking up to Your Boss

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1. Remember Your Boss’s Viewpoint is Your Viewpoint Don’t — Be a loser, period! (Fat chances that) You might be awed by your boss but don’t nod or gawk too much while listening or talking to your boss.  Don’t salivate or gulp (we know you do it). When asked for your opinion, don’t blurt out an […]

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10 Reasons Why Facebook Sucks

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Okay so I deleted my Facebook account a few months ago (for the second time) and ever since my life is in peace. True I was intrigued by Facebook in the start and I found myself playing every quiz, uploading my stupid self-shots every other week and going nuts for notifications & those little red […]